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Many men feel bad. All the time. About many things. That's ok. We get it. Times are hard.

Men like you feel even more bad during sex. What if you can't pleasure them? What if you can't... get it up? What if they laugh when they see your small package? What if you FAIL at being a real man?

However, we have THE solution for you: the all-new Mr.Studd™ sexual implant!

With the push of a button, impress the ladies (or the men! We are a progressive multinational corporation!) with the MASSIVE girth of your cybernetic member!

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Give them a night to remember with the all-new Mr.Studd v1.4, featuring:

• Adaptable erect sizes, from 4 inches to 8 inches;
• Variable vibration controls;
• Special G-Spot detection AI
• Reloadable high-efficiency lubrication cartridges;
• 17 flavor choices for ejaculate;

WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? GET THE MR.STUDD™ AND FINALLY ACHIEVE THE PERFORMANCE YOU ALWAYS WISHED YOU HAD!

Not convinced? Watch our product in action:

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It's time to jump in and make the BIG change you need in your life.

Mr. Studd™ Sexual Implant: All night, every night, and they'll never know.

Price starting at 100 eb. 2d6 Humanity Loss.

Available at all Mr.Studd certified cyberware installation clinics. An product by IEC. Built in Vietnam, assembled in Germany.

IEC is not responsible for injuries caused by misuse of Mr. Studd™ products such as internal hemorrhaging, broken bones, skin tearing or infections. Customers must read and understand the instructions provided before using Mr. Studd™.